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16 April 2007

Thy Kingdom Come...

When I became a Christian, I had no idea what I was getting into honestly. I tasted and saw that Lord is good. It was settled in my spirit. Done and Done.

But that point on... Christendom is a fast, funny, hairy, scary romp in the supernatural and super stupid.

This is a scene out of Acts 15 with Paul (Porn Moustache) and Barnabas called "The Great Penis Debate" (Something we've all had... come on Holy Hal...). It's on my new favorite website called "The Brick Testament". It's the Bible... done in Lego. It's awesome, and funny. Like me.

Note***Expect these in my sermon power points very shortly***

Here's a little nugget of sickness about a county in Tennessee that is building a giant "Bible Park USA", costing upwards of 300 million dollars. You get to eat Middle Eastern Food. You get to ride the 25ft high Red Sea waves. You can watch movies (likely the Lalonde Brothers) at the "two-by-two Theater Experience (perfect for making out). Their tag line is “The Bible — the Greatest Adventure.” Saddle up your horses Steven... we've got a trail to blaze. Hope Jesus doesn't show up.


On the funky side of town. The David Crowder Band has a new album called "Remedy" coming out, and over at their super-cool blog, you can actually see live streaming of them recording it.
And you can keep tabs on just how high David's hair gets.


Apparently, on Sunday the Crystal Cathedral, Evel Knievel... yeah the same motorcycle jumpin', arthritis medication pimpin', psychopath from pop culture lore... gave his testimony. Check the whole story out... it's AMAZING actually.

He says that one night... God woke him up and all of a sudden he believed in Jesus. He shouted out...

'Devil, Devil, you bastard you, get away from me. I cast you out of my life.' … I just got on my knees and prayed that God would put his arms around me and never, ever, ever let me go."
At that point... Dr. Schular Jr... walked to the front of the church and asked the church to repent and be baptized. Between 500 and 800 people got saved and or baptized ON THE STINKIN'SPOT. AT THE CRYSTAL CATHEDRAL!!!!!

Just so you realize. God is not a respecter of people, churches, degrees, denominations or... well... really anything. He's searching the earth for HUNGRY PEOPLE who are willing to live life for Him... not for themselves. When he finds them, He'll pour out His spirit on ALL flesh. And it will look much different than you thought it would. If you're willing... you're next.

6 comments:

The Bean Bag Chair said...

Yeah Crystal Cathedral!...ha...and that Lego site gets a bit "interesting" for some of those Bible stories...they hold nothing back! I was surfing the web and stumbled on it a few months ago...SKETCHY!!!

Big Ear Creations said...

Yeah no kidding! Sketchy... but funny...

... and a complete waste of time...

Gimmee Crystal Cathedral Revival

Andrea said...

Ha - so awesome - who'da thunk? Crystal Cathedral revival...bring it on!

rjlight said...

wow, Bible park what a blessing that would be to all -- they could have Bible drills and rides like the great flood... you've got to be kidding...

Big Ear Creations said...

It's pretty inspiring isn't it?

I think "edifying" is more appropriate actually.

Seems like the kind of think Christ would endorse

Number 11 said...

Nice indeed! :)

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