Writer, Church leader, Eccentric Nut, Marketer

I'm Church Leader, Writer, Speaker, Marketer, Kindness Project Founder, Broadcaster and Superhero. But most important I'm a Husband, Father and a worshiper of Jesus.

3 July 2008

Hey Honey... I'm eating melon...

Did you see this story today??

"A slice of cool, fresh watermelon is a juicy way to top off a barbecue and one that researchers say has effects similar to Viagra... Watermelons contain an ingredient called citrulline that can trigger production of a compound that helps relax the body's blood vessels, similar to what happens when a man takes Viagra"

What the? I could have been having melon erections all these years? Why didn't the crack scientific team at the "Melon Institute" begin testing for erections earlier? Did they not notice their strong, verile, erections before this? And all this time they've been working at genetically removing the seeds! PFT!

Wait a second now... did you see this story?

Athletes looking for a performance boost are increasingly turning to a little blue pill more usually taken for its off-the-field benefits: Viagra. The World Anti-Doping Agency is currently studying Viagra's effects in athletes, but hasn't yet banned it. Experts are divided over whether it actually offers athletes an edge.

So follow the bouncing ball... Melons help "athletic performance" (except sports that require sliding. And maybe running. Definitely spandex) And kids love melons... so if my calculations are correct... THIS

should be the next heavyweight champion of the world.


*** NOTE, I was about to write a serious blog post but couldn't stop thinking about melon erections... so you got this instead... have a pleasant evening my fertile friend***

No comments:

Related Blogs

Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...